Meredith & Ryan

Pourquoi Mer ? Pourquoi tu ne m'as jamais fait regarder le Reputation Tour ? Thomas m'as demandé tout à l'heure et je lui ai mis...

This is not kids appropriate. This is definitely not Ryan's appropriate.

Parce que c'est pas Ryan appropriate, comme tu dis comment suis-je sensée compétitionner avec cette femme?

Il l'a déjà regardé plusieurs fois avec moi, no worries. C'est pas inappropriate, c'est TayTay elle est belle hein  

What ? But no... I mean, you are so much more than her. I love you.

But she's sexy and she can move her body...

I feel like a fucking weirdo because I can't stop thinking about her kissing you. I can't have this non sense fantasy in my head.

I love you too

Yes, she can, I could watch her all the time on tv, it's truly addictive. I wouldn't mind if you get addicted too

You'll have to tell me tonight in person, I wanna hear all about it You're not a weirdo.

Is there any male swiftie ? I don't want to be the only one  

What do you mean you want that too ? Don't say stuff like that. I can't handle that shit !

There are plenty, promise Thomas is going to be one of the biggest male swifties ever   

Ok. If Thommy's with me, I'm ok with being a swiftie.

Please stop, I have a gun in my hands, I can't think about that.

See you later Baby. I'll turn my phone off so you can't torture me anymore.

Fuck ! I hope you are not tired because I will fuck you all night long. Be ready.

Otherwise you wouldn't?

Why are you texting me while you have a gun in your hands anyway  

But I love torturing you See you later love. miss you

Ohh I'm counting on that. especially since you're going to be away for two weeks soon

I may have fucked up big time...

I just send a naked picture of myself to your queen.

It was supposed to be for you.

Oh she liked it. She liked it !!!

Ryan Woolen. You did what????

Omfg.

She... liked it? Omg. I don't know what to do with that information.

Can you send it to me too please?

I have no idea how that happen. You don’t even have the same name on my phone.

Send you what ? The pic ? It is only for her..

Just kidding, do you want the video that go with it ?

I need to stay away from that evil woman.

Well, you named her "Wifey's wife", so maybe you saw "wife"...

I was about to go cry in the bathroom

Why are you even asking ahah of course I want the video. Please. (Did you send that to her too??)

Or you don't...

But you are «Love». So far from wifey’s wife.

Pic send. Video send.

Hope you like what you see.

Why so silent ? You don’t like it ?

I. Loved. It.

I love you.

And then I remembered I had a meeting at 2

You did what ? You are so naughty. I love it.

Just so you know, I’m never going back to your parents house, I’ve send it to the family group.

what do you think about moving to Australia ? Far away from everybody.

Fuck, I’ve send it to all my contacts… I want to die.

You did what? :o oh my...

Baby, how did you even do that? At least with my family I saw that you unsent the messages...

I'll follow you wherever you want to go love.

I'm sure nobody will care. Or they will and I will have many competitors since you are so, so sexy...

I don’t know. I just send it and my phone decided to send it to everybody.

I’m sur some people saw it, even if I unsent it.

Taylor saw it. You are not going to her concert, I’m erasing her number.